Hell is for Vampires?

Posted on Jul 16 2013 - 2:27pm by Lori Perkins


True Blood, Season 6, Episode 5

This episode opens with Sookie and Warlow in a deadly embrace, as Sookie gets ready to hurl a ball of faery light at him.

But then we learn that Sookie is Warlow’s “intended.” WTF?

And she demands to know why, if he loves her so much, he killed her parents? Because her parents were going to kill her and he saved her.

Meanwhile, Bill orders Jessica to her room while he tries to figure out what to do with the faery girls she has drained.

Then Bill shows up at Sookie’s and commands Ben “as his maker” to follow him. He takes Ben home, tells him that he can command him because he has Lilith’s blood and memories, and then takes a syringe of blood from him as we flashback to 3500 BC where we see Lilith seduce Ben into existence.

Sherriff Andy finds his dead daughters at Bill’s, takes one who is barely alive back to the station and pours V blood into her to revive her.

And crazy born-again ex-wife Sarah Newlin begs the Governor to have a baby with her after he says he can’t send his daughter to vampire camp. Sarah asks him to put a ring on her finger and have another baby with her, but he walks out on her as she says the best line in the episode (and there are many of them this week), “When a woman comes to you in black lingerie, you unwrap her!”

So Sarah looks up her old flame Jason, and seduces the bejessus into him, until a blood-teared Jessica comes to his door asking for help. Sarah is not amused that Jason has had a “demon whore,” so she calls the vampire cops and has Jessica taken to vamp camp after a lovely catfight. As the LAVTF take Jessica away, Sarah screams another one of her classic lines at Jason, “My body is a fuckin’ temple and you have defiled it with your vampire-lovin’ pecker.”

Back at vamp camp, Eric and Tara have had themselves captured to save Pam, who is in vampire therapy saying that she has absolutely no feelings, especially for her maker.

Jessica sees Tara in vampire camp and asks, “Where are we?”
“We’re in hell.” Tara answers.

Sookie goes to Lafayette to find out the truth about her parents, Corbett and Michelle Stackhouse. They show us their death in flashback when Ben comes to claim her as a child. Her father decides to kill her to save her from her fate as a vampire/faery queen. Her father’s spirit takes possession of Lafayette’s body and puts Sookie in the trunk of his car where he plans on driving her to the swamp and drowning her.

Ben flashes back to his creation. We see he mascared his entire village after Lilith turned him. And he resents her for it.

Then the Governor tries to take his revege on Eric for turning his daughter by having him fight Pam to the death in a stake-a-thon.

All in all, a pretty good episode.

About the Author

Lori Perkins loves erotic romance so much that she has edited 25 smut-filled anthologies, as well as written a few juicy stories herself. She is the Publisher of Riverdale Avenue Books and an established literary agent, as well as a college professor. She teaches a class on Writing Smut for Fun & Profit and believes that smut will save the world.

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