My life is exactly like a romance novel. Actually, no, it isn’t. At all. Just in case you aren’t sure about your own romantic reality, here’s a surefire list of ways to tell.
1- You do not have four brothers. None of those brothers you don’t have is a fire fighter.
2- When you meet your future husband, you do not instantly hate him and he does not make fun of you, your outfit, or your job.
3- Your husband or boyfriend is not an ex-Navy Seal, a billionaire playboy, a biker bad boy, a cowboy, OR a vampire.
5- You’re an up-front kind of girl who is not harboring a deep, dark, terrible secret that you’re sure will make your beloved hate you forever.
6- Your beloved has a bad back, and therefore has never caught you as you fell off a ladder. He also does not effortlessly sweep you off your feet and carry you about without even getting winded.
7- You’ve never even met a highlander.
8- Not once have you accidentally (or intentionally) traveled back in time.
9- Both of your parents are alive and you have a great relationship with them.
10- You’ve never posed for a completely bewildering photo on a strange backdrop with impossible body angles.